Screw Pamplona, I am going to Walmart!

The day after Thanksgiving a woman was trampled into unconsciousness at a Walmart by customers rushing to get DVD players for $29. From the article: "'We are very disappointed this happened,' Burk said. 'We want her to come back as a shopper.' " Um, I would be worried she doesn't come back with a cadre of hungry lawyers who want to eat you for dinner. But in the end, Walmart redeems itself: "the store apologized and offered to put a DVD player on hold for her." Oh how sweet. Walmart really cares!

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Sure they put it on hold for her, but did they give her the $29 promotion price? I also heard that while she was on the ground her sister was begging people to stop stepping on her. And so begins another season of "peace on earth, good will toward men".

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