Penguins do it, why can't we?

What truly amazes me about all this hoopla surround gay marriage, is the simple question: "why on earth does any heterosexual actually care about this!?" Assuming of course you are not some close-minded religious zealot. How on earth does another person's marriage (gay or not) impact my life at all? What a collosal waste of time: worrying about someone else's marrital status. I mean, if animals do it without their delicate animal-societies falling apart. Hell, even other human societies do it (like the Canadians for crying out loud). Why can't our more sofisticated, advanced, and "more evolved" society do the same? I mean really.

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