For all parents. I just found the Funniest. Book. Ever. I promise.
I wanted a pull quote to share, and was tempted just to quote the whole thing, but I won't want to ruin it for you.
The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest And the creatures who crawl, run and creep. I know you're not thirsty. That's bullshit. Stop lying. Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep.
Update: The book that was posted above has been removed at the request of the author. Everyone is encouraged to buy the book at Amazon.